HAMBURGER EYES

okay the music issue needs so much help that we decided to forget what i said before and re-open the subscription lotto, as you know subscription space is limited cuz the mag is limited, so sign up today and lock down the next 3 issues, which includes the music issue and the next 2 hamburger eyes delivered straight to your front doormat, dont cry when theres no more subscriptions slots, sluts.. if you forgot what we do here, i updated the back issues page.. this photo by janette beckman..

a major part of the game is patience, summer is winding down and jamaican me crazy.. some bean spillage: music issue on deck, dvd on deck, my new site on deck, hamburger eyes 011 on deck, record label on deck, new book on deck, miami on deck, and the biggest shits we’ve ever done, the ODYSSEY on deck for sept 7th.. get in where you fit in, hurry up and wait, this photo by peter frey..

free your mind and your ass will follow..

okay so i just moved the site and claimed no bloggy, but then i look and patrick went blog loco.. last burgerworld blogg entry ever (besides the news), check out patrick’s most recent adventures, click here..

behold! the new website, new server, new software, streamlined for her pleasure, streamlined for your ripping and shredding capabilities, thats right this is for your own good, you should be outside, shooting, shitting, tearing roofs off.. no more blogging, no more nerding out on celly phone technologies, no more nuclear meltdowns.. which means it will be easier and funner to post news maybe more often.. there is stuff missing though that will be back, like the PIE, maybe the munko forums, what do you think?..