Oct 18 2018

TAXONOMIES

Photo by David Root

So I am having fun writing stuff about stuff and it seems proper to add more categories to the site. If you ever noticed, there are category links at the bottom of every post. I think I will start to add related post links to each article as well.

Anyways, I don’t like to have lots of navigation in the menu bar at the top of the site so I made the archives page also the navigation page. Have a look. This is a work in progress.

Is it trippy digging through the archives.

http://www.hamburgereyes.com/archives/

Oct 02 2018

POSTED

Photo by Jefferson Lankford

I don’t mind posting photos here every day. A friend of mine was like, “Why not just use insta and link it to the online store and that’s it?” I said, “What if something else comes out and all the instas are deleted just like myspace, tumblr, flickr, etc.?” This site has out lived all the other social medias so far, so why not keep it going. We started this site in 2003. We switched from Movable Type to WordPress in 2006 and didn’t know any better, so we can only go back to 2006. I like that this content right here is our property and not property of Zuckerberg you know what I’m sayin.

http://www.hamburgereyes.com/archives/

Photo by Arthur Pollock

Photo by Bouwe Brouwer

Photo by Terry Zumalt

Sep 19 2018

IDENTITY THEFT

Photo by Nick Sethi

This week marks the second time this year someone has used my bank account in another country. This time it’s in France. Some one galavanting in multiple Ubers, sponsored by me. The first time was in March. Jamaica. Not joking, someone was buying phone cards lots of them. Getting the money back is one thing, but you’ll never get that time back. Time spent filling out claims, calling multiple banks, and uber etc. C’est la vie.

Photo by Kappy

Photo by Alexis Gross

Sep 08 2018

RETINAS

Photo by Olivier Bekaert

Not sure if any of you noticed, but I always noticed that on mobile screens our site looked “fuzzy”. Images weren’t as sharp as they should be. I knew it was because this site, which runs on WordPress, was trying to optimize images for all screens and just pure failing and that there was nothing I could do about it. But upon further research I found out that this theme we are using is also optimizing images AND the uploader we are using is optimizing images. Everybody trying to optimize images when they don’t even need optimizing since I do that when prepping in Photoshop. Anyways, I unplugged a bunch of plugins and it seems like everything is as sharp as it is supposed to be on all screens starting today. Don’t look at the old stuff. Just look at today and going forward and we should all be super sharp. Ok thanks.

Photo by Ted Pushinsky

Photo by Chris Leskovsek

Photo by Alex Herzog

Photo by Nick Jones