Dec 12 2018

Happy Holidays

Did you get this hat yet? Everything on sale, 20% off. These sales will go towards the new issue due for January. Order today to get your stuff in time for the holidays. Thanks in advance.

Enter code : DECE18 

CLICK HERE TO SHOP

Nov 15 2018

CYBER SALE

** NEW LOGO ALERT ** Sometimes you need a new symbol to represent a new era. We are going on our 18th year publishing zines, magazines, and books. Yet still a long ways to go. What a time to be alive. If you are reading this message, you are part of the resistance.

Get your new uniforms today. Everything 20% off.

Discount code: CYBER18

Enter the code before checking out : http://shophamburgereyes.com

Nov 13 2018

IT’S CYBER SEASON

It’s a little early to announce holiday season sale, but we are going to run out of stuff before the end of the month. Especially the zines and books. So starting today, everything 20% off.

Enter discount code before checking out : CYBER18

http://shophamburgereyes.com

Oct 10 2018

PHORUMSS

Photo by Luis Mendoza

Photos + Forums = Phorumss, get it? Royce figured out how to post images via image url and then I added a toolbar that makes it easier. Basically, you can post photos in the forums again. You can’t upload photos to the forums, but you can link to and display photos that are already on the internet.

To re-cap the situation. We had it so you can upload photos to the forums, but I had to disable that feature for fear of a photo dumping grounds. The costs, the technical aptitude, the security, etc were slowly becoming stressful. So we deleted that feature and all the photos. But there is a work around and it is the old school internet way of doing things. That is upload your photos to your own site or whatever and then use that link to display it in our forums. Sounds hectic, but I like this better and it makes me feel like it’s 2003 again.

Have at it – http://hamburgereyes.com/forums

Oct 04 2018

TRAFFIC

Photo by Vaclav Tvaruzka

We got a nice surge of traffic to the site yesterday. People seemed to like the article so def going to write more. An interesting thing happened though. While there was no comments on the actual article, we got maybe 10 dms on insta, 2 texts, and 2 emails! If you are reading these things and feeling them, leave a comment here on the site so we know who’s who and what’s what. Thanks!

Photo by Ryan Florig

If you made it this far, know that we are about to release some new issues and that we have to make room for them. So here is a discount code for 20% off it will expire in 3 days. Before checking out enter code : TRAFFIC1018

http://shophamburgereyes.com

Sep 14 2018

BEACH AND BOOKS

** NEW ** Hamburger Eyes Beach Towel and Hamburger Eyes Book Bag. Use them together in tandem. Dry your buns off while protecting infinite knowledge and wisdom.

Check it out here : http://shophamburgereyes.com