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September 11, 2005
SAN DEE-GAY-GO
this time around was nuts and butts. proof is in the pudding i guess.
after doing the roof a bunch of times, keith went bonkers and jumped off the chimney.
gene pretty much has a wife and kid, monkey pretty much has 2 girlfriends, that doesnt mean they cant gay off every now and then.
dave turned everyone onto the coconut oil for a deep dark tan and kept hiking up his shorts to make sure his "thighs" got tan too.
this band was a black sabbath/smiths cover band. they played the music of black sabbath perfectly while this dude sang morrisey lyrics over it. it was crazy. ironman with shoplifters of the world over it. i was confused.
keith goes off the deck and into that hole in the fucking raft.
too much tequila can impair your eyesight and your decision making.
hong was drinking blue dolphin shots on the rocks. this dude at the bar asked him if he liked "fitness". we were like huh? he says, "fitness dick in your mouth". oh!
hong goes rodeo style on keiths back. nuts and butts, what'd i tell you.
4am chili cheese fries.
we had some tournaments too.
uriah was backing out of the driveway and did a fakie smith stall on the edge of a cliff. he got super stuck.
this is the tow truck driver who came with his winch, chains, jacks, etc. and still couldnt do shit. we got about 10 dudes to just lift the back of his truck back over, while trying not to fall down the cliff.
can i put my meat on your grill?
dont ever go to the horse races if you need to make money to get home. i lost $50. monkey came up $1.
t-wax was with us and sent some digis..
Posted by rzz at September 11, 2005 02:57 AM
Comments
that sequence is off the meat rack!
Posted by: meatball at September 14, 2005 12:14 PM
A drowning man will catch at a straw. Jane.
Posted by: Jane at October 27, 2006 01:07 PM