Nov 08 2017

RAY’S REPORTS PODCAST

We have been getting a lot of requests to bring back the Darkroom Prophecies podcast, I didn’t even realize how many of you listened to it. Moving around a bunch, traveling, etc. slowed it down for sure, but the conversations were still there just not being recorded. Anyways, we fired it back up and started over. Episode 01. Have a listen. And if you have any predictions, prophecies, ideas about what the future holds, you are welcome to be on the show. Email me. Thanks.

http://raysreports.com

Oct 12 2017

ARCHIVES

I was fixing up some stuff on this site when I came across our almost forgotten ARCHIVES page. It hit me that I have been working on this website since 2003. Between 2003 – 2006 I had to build pages in html. And then in 2006 we installed this system, WordPress, and I remember posting at least every day. We had a podcast, we made vids. We blogged. I’m guessing social media started taking over around 2010. It started innocently. I remember not being that into it for Hamburger Eyes. But then the seduction.

There was a time when the podcast got turned into a talk show about the future. And we experimented with other “content” that didn’t really catch. I remember going hard for a year or 2 making like 4 zines a month and not wanting to put anything online. And then we lost the studio. And then all of a sudden Instagram literally took over, I changed this site to basically just a feed from our Insta account. I guess I’m saying I miss working on this site. And I wanna go back to it. No more Insta feed. I can do better. Analytics will say people are only looking at social media anyways, but my intuition is saying the content should start here and then pass it out and around later. That’s how it started and how it still should be. It’s addicting lurking on comments and likes on an app. It’s too easy to say no one is looking at the site. It’s lazy. So get ready for more… blogging. And featuring more photography and photographers.

Probs a lot of broken links but sill fun to dig around here:

http://www.hamburgereyes.com/archives/

I’m working on optimizing the site, especially for phones. I added tags so you can sort posts. And made sharing our stuff easier. More to come.

Aug 04 2016

RAY’S REPORTS + THE JME FILES

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We kind of knew it was coming sooner or later, the podcast had to branch off.

We experimented with all kinds of formats and hi-jacked the Hamburger Eyes listeners for too long. Originally it was just music mixes from the photographers, friends, and family and it will go back to being that.

Anyways, somehow we still have stuff to talk about. Lots of stuff. Jamie has started a new youtube channel – THE JME FILES – go check that out and subscribe to it.

And then I started a new blog for my photos that happens to work out as a good place to put the new podcast – RAY’S REPORTS – follow me there.

Follow our audios, follow our videos. And stay following Hamburger Eyes. Always more stuff coming soon.

May 19 2016

KHEP096 – OPTIMIZATION

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In this message we talk about optimization. From computers to vitamins to your personal vibration, everything could use a good straightening, cleansing, healing, however you want to say it. We should be optimizing on a daily basis. If you are listening to these messages, you are The Resistance and you will change the world. We are counting on it.

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May 16 2016

KHEP095 – DESIRE

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new poddy. a music one. this one is for driving to the po box, hitting the office supply spot, running errands. actually maybe this mix can be used for anything, this is your world. we are all just squirrels nut hunting.

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Apr 25 2016

KHEP094 – SIMULATION THEORY PART II

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Upon further research, looks like we had to add more to the topic of simulation theory. Make sure you listen to the other one first. Today we talk about the breakout civilizations that could be the designers of the program, and how both Neil deGrasse Tyson and Elon Musk agree with the hypothesis. And more. What do you think?

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Apr 24 2016

KHEP093 – SIMULATION THEORY

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In today’s episode we discuss the in and outs of simulation theory which is the idea that we are living in a computer simulation much like the plots of many science fiction movies.

What do you think?

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Apr 20 2016

KHEP092 – BATMAN VS BATMAN AND MICRO-DOSING LSD

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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH A NEW PODCAST! Ok I know we keep changing it. But its done changing. Jamie and I felt like “The Darkroom Prophecies” show kinda ran it’s course. So “The Hamburger Eyes Podcast” will return to being “The Hamburger Eyes Podcast” and this time ran as a phone call disguised as a talk show disguised as a podcast. I will have guests, mostly my main man Jamie, and you can be on it too if you want. Email me ray@hamburgereyes.com . Also, some music mixes sprinkled in as per usual.

Jamie has started a new youtube channel. It is called “The JME Files” and he will be producing videos and shows and interviews on all your fave subjects. This way the podcast will become a true podcast and the youtube channel will become a true youtube channel and the truth shall set you and all of us free.

Click on it : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWDY6PgQ_b4yEY4Gaecoy_w

In this particular episode we talk about Ben Affleck Batman as opposed to Christian Bale Batman. We talk about LSD. We talk about simulation theory but cut if off because that’s a whole episode by itself. We talk about quantum healing. Somehow porn and my alcoholic english teacher in junior high school come up. Enjoy.

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Dec 19 2015

THE DARKROOM PROPHECIES EP. 20 – GENERALISMS

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Hello gang, it has been a while since we did a new episode but here it is, we tried something different. Yup, we recorded a phone call. It is rough in some spots, but we will get better at it. Thanks for listening.

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Aug 12 2015

KHEP088 – EYE IN THE SKY – ZETARZZ

NEW PODCAST!! I added it all up and we have done a total of 88 podcasts. Well that’s how I always been saying it anyways, but the proper terminology I think is that we have A podcast with, as of today, 88 episodes. Old people have the need to catalog things so there will be number on them now. I get it from my Dad. Recently he randomly started writing the dates on everything that enters the house. Scotch tape, dish soap, bag of chips, he takes a sharpie and writes the date on it. But get this, only the month and day, not the year.

This new mix is probably the softest one we have ever put out. But since its number 88 it will be good luck. Kick back outside at night all serious making babies but psyched is the vibe I think. Get into it and may all of your wildest dreams come true..

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