Mar 31 2010


the beloved WORMHOLES have been summoned to participate and hang art work in this group show at VOZ ALTA in san diego, saturday..

Mar 22 2010


feeling bloggy right now, i got bit by a spider last nite. like 2 times on both arms and 1 in the neck?? the lil asshole spider was hungry and possbily crewed up with some other fatass dickhead accomplices. anyways, the bites have been spewing puss balls all day so if i die this week, please say it was a cia plot instead of venomous bug bites. id like my body disposed into the mouth of a live volcano, dropped out of a helicopter. preferably MOUNT KILAUEA, big island hawaii. DAMIEN DEVINE‘s dad, seamus, is a pilot. contact damien he will know what to do, we already talked about it long ago. and yes, i did give him permission to turn my idea into an entrepreneurial venture, i just want to be the first dead body that gets plopped. after that he can start making all the dough he wants off plopping other dead bodies. hes business savy and always has lots of good advice for me, so i owe him. this photo by MARK CROSS. did you know that mark and stefan are in holland right now setting up A SHOW? did you know they have not sent one CELLYBRAIN photo since they been gone? maybe their phones dont work there? did you know our TUMBLR page is going off and we have ridonks amounts of hits on it? did you know, because i didnt until today, that my email wasnt forwarding properly and i havent gotten 7 days worth of emails? i was thinking to myself, “man i never been this caught up, im gonna do jack shit,” and this morning i figured it out and my inbox barfed up apocalyptic amounts of nutter levels of nutterific nuttyness..

Mar 22 2010


so, theres this awesome company called POWERSHOVEL and they make cool cameras called SUPERHEADZ and now they make a digital camera that also shoots video too, its called the DIGITAL HARINEZUMI. those japanese sites might be hard to handle, but the homies at TURNTABLE LAB carry some of those models. these cameras have natural defects and therefore add cool effects to your stuff, like holgas you know. but now imagine that in video form. these little digis shoot video like it was super 8 film. it looks awesome, check THEIR YOUTUBE channel for clips.. aaaannyyyways, for a show off fest they gave the camera to a bunch of big time people, too many to list here but that list includes big bad DAVID POTES whose stuff was placed right in between kim gordon’s and chan wook park’s (director of OLD BOY). too bad it was last friday and we missed it..

Mar 20 2010


they read hamburger eyes in france! heres photographic proof from french photographer YANN STOFER.. incidently, i have been checking our “stats” and other than usa of course, we get the most hits on our site from guess where, france!? who woulda thunk it. anyways, this was posted on our facebook FAN PAGE so if you are on there, we encourage you to post photos of your peeps reading, writing, wearing, and tearing hamburger eyes..

Mar 17 2010


did you hear about that thingy in mexico this weekend? sxsw is for kooks now, go to this instead MTYMX.. and somewhere in the mix will be a little area for books and records, and somewhere in that mix will be a little area for guess who hamburger eyes fool! heres a preview of the nerd section, click here..

Mar 16 2010


new podcast! you might know him as the freedom lovin, country guitar playin, motorcycle drivin, beer guzzlin, rodinal rocker, shootin hp5 at 100, fiber master, darkroom wizard DAVID UZZARDI, but did you know he likes to party? this new podcast is dave’s dance machine mix, its awesome to hear the method behind the madness. dave lives in los angeles now and pretty soon he will be setup for all your black and white custom printing services, just like he was the go-to guy here in sf, he will be the go-to guy in southern california. fyi, if you are machine processing your b/w film, depending on the place, you may be missing out on most of its essential vitamins. take it to someone who hand processes and experience the true nectar..

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Mar 12 2010


pacman fights clottey this weekend! gonna be fun! in celebration of this fight i put up the remaining prints i had from his training camp last may when he fought ricky hatton. and i put them on sale! check them out , click here..