Aug 18 2009


new yorkers, i had to post this one! go to it, heres the info:

This Wednesday Aug.19th 2009 will be going off!
Arrow Bar(85 Ave.A btwn E.5th&6th)down underground

S.Ke$$ler Esquire,Jar Jar Stinky(aka.)Fitti Scents,& Stefuntouchable the unknown Huxtable Spin only the finest in Murder Rap,Ganksta Boogie,Dancefloor Anthems,Downsouth Diamonds,And Just Straight Up Hood Shit.
While Casey(more bounce to the ounce)Zapp and James(the hardest pouring man in bar business)serve that frozen purple potion to put the wheels in motion.
From 10pm till the end and back again….

Aug 13 2009


hi guys, finally made a preview of the new issue. check this slideshow, if you click on it it will take you to the full screen version i think. sick. also put the preview up in the store, HAMBURGER EYELAND. and i just gave the store a facelift, hopefully its not so obnoxious this time. i know alot of you have been waiting for your mags to come in the mail. 99% of the donation orders have gone out, and about 90% of the online store orders have gone out. if you are still waiting, we should be all caught up this week. so sorry about the wait, shipping costs have gone up crazy and organizational skills have been put to the next level test, and we have been unprepared, overwhelmed, and mystified about it.. if you own a business, you might know that a few wrong turns can set you a couple months behind. thats no excuse, hamburger eyes customers deserve extra-ordinary service and from this day forth i promise to deliver the THUNDER and melt your brain with SATISFACTION! UUNNGGGH! WHUUUUT!

Aug 12 2009


we went to the russian river for mike stevens bday, it was sick. me and monkey got nice with the disposable straps, check the second angle off the rocks. check my airborn pigeon steez. finally started the official HAMBURGER EYES flickr account, ignore all the perpertrators. its pretty rad to post on there, look out for previews of the new issue, features, randoms adventures, old stuff, etc..