Mar 31 2009


we been globbed, check the photos from the miami event on the anything glob. photos on the ohwow gallery site too. the event was so pro, so legit, so ridiculous bigtime bonkers banana cakes, thanks miami for the good times! special thanks and whats ups to mills, al, pres, karina, xavier, jasper, pete, sam, fiffy, ceci, mia, lil jon and diplo, and everyone who came thru and bought shit too, more photos on the way and vid too.. lets move to miami!

Mar 29 2009


finish setup, stones throw pool party, ran into fat joe, some cuban food, then our party, bonkers times ten, top secret special guest lil jon, after party, after after party, straight 2 the beach..

Mar 28 2009


airport nightmare, cancelled flight, giant photos came out good but in panels, nightmare 2. still hanging, lots of taco bell, gigantic flyer, very expensive cars, up till 5am, hot pink aparment staying in, tons of dolphin shit, gigantic butts..

Mar 26 2009


“..oh hey, so whats up with Hightower? I heard you guys broke up, I heard one of you dudes moved to India to study with the Mahareeesheeeee, I heard that you guys were wanted by the government and had to go underground, I heard that one of you went to a chiropractor and he released all the leftover LSD in your spine and you had to finish your vision quest before the band could go on……..
Well the vision quest is over and we’ve seen the future and we’re totally embracing it by releasing our new album Tower to the People via the internet… we know, we know… the internet? That is so bold and ground breaking, right?… Not really, but we’re broke and this is the most economical way to put out an album these days. Yeah, we know… it fuckin’ sucks right? But face it, the CD is dead. And all we want to do is put this thing out on vinyl and if no one else is gonna step up and put this shit out we have to figure a way to do it ourselves. Whoa, ain’t that a concept? do it yourself? and have your bros at Hamburger Eyes help you out? My mind just got totally blown… that is possibly the greatest idea ever. What’s that? and all the money from the digital release is going to fund putting out the album on vinyl? Not only is that awesome, but it fulfills the final prophecy of the Wizard Hawk… which can only be known by purchasing Tower to the People from Hamburger Eyeland. Do your part in fulfilling the prophecy…” – HIGHTOWER

to summarize, your purchasing of the brand new downloadable hightower album will help them release it on vinyl, sick. we are actually using a service outside of our store to provide the download. click the link below to purchase and download.


click this link to take you to the hightower product page at HAMBURGER EYELAND..


Mar 25 2009


new WORMHOLES TSHIRTS!! whuuuut. this one explores the lost secrets of the sacred ark. and we dont have very many so get on it. 4 different colorways. all long sleeves. check the wormholes product page at HAMBURGER EYELAND. the wormholes secret order have been chosen by the galactic federation as the official clothiers for earth humans. reserve your tickets to the next level, upgrade your uniform, click here..

Mar 24 2009


Tonight! I am in a zine that is having its big debut party at Sway in NYC. My friend Dana put the thing together and it is gonna be bonkers. DO IT.

Mar 21 2009


brand new exhibition on the brand new walls, yes we recently did some remodeling and im pretty sure we now have the best gallery if not only in sf, then the whole world. this friday, march 27, SPIRIT RAPPINGS opens at the PHOTO EPICENTER! get in where you fit in..

Spirit Rappings
March 27 – April 15, 2009

Opening Reception: Friday, March 27, 6 – 9pm

Gallery Hours: Monday – Saturday, 10am – 10pm
Contact: Michelle Y. Hyun,

Featuring works by: Sarah Filley, Daniel Turner, & Michael Wells.

Taken from the title of an Old American tune from 1854 and a Spiritualist term for otherworldly communication, Spirit Rappings features works in painting, sculpture, installation, performance, photography, and printmaking. Each acts as conduits through which hermetic recipes, public and private rituals, mystical revelations, transcendental reflections, phenomenological hallucinations, myth and the sacred ineffable are transmitted through monochromatic, primordial portals.

“They are indeed, things that cannot be put into words. They make themselves manifest.”

– Ludwig Wittgenstein in Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, 1921


Mar 18 2009


when was the last time we was bloggy about the lab? if you print here you will be happy to know that we spent maybe 8 hours last week re-aligning and re-calibrating all the enlargers. what. they now exist in perfection making your job of printing masterpieces that much easier. PHOTO EPICENTER. come thru, we are running a hybrid of memberships and hourly rates, so no more excuses. also, the small office just opened up. $250/month inlcudes darkroom time. hit us up asap: people[at]

thomas campbell has been hanging out here in preparation for touring his new surf film THE PRESENT, check the trailer, theres a girl getting sooooooo pittttted..

Mar 11 2009


oh shit! new podcast! what! the latest from coldblood’s bobbylondon. lazersun. you might need some of that spf 3000 for your mind and your mind booty while chilling at the mind beach, its so chill at your mind beach..


also, coldblood has taken over the attic (on 24th st. between mission and valencia) second thursdays every month. sick. selectors spacecholo and bobbylondon. come and get that nectar, you deserve it..

also, complete your coldblood experience, we still have copies of the coldblood zine and have finally added them to the store. i know some of you have had problems with the store but im pretty sure i fixed it. its been upgraded for his and her pleasure. ill be adding more stuff in the coming days, so keep checking back. yeah dont worry ill remind you.. go to there: !! HAMBURGER EYELAND !!